A 70-year-old widow put an ad in the newspaper - and didn't believe her eyes when she saw who was outside her house
Getting back into the dating world can be quite strange, and also scary. Especially if it's been a long time since you've been single. But the most important lesson to remember is that it is important to keep an open mind and not judge others too quickly.
In this funny story, this is exactly what a 70-year-old widow experienced. She was in her home when suddenly the doorbell rang.. but she never expected to see who was on the other side of the door.
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A lonely 70-year-old widow decided it was time to get married again..
She published an ad in the local newspaper that read:
"Husband needed! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run off with others, and must still be good in bed. Candidates must apply in person".
The next day, she heard a ring at the door. To her astonishment she opened the door and saw a silver haired man sitting in an armchair. He was an amputee.
"You're not really asking me to consider your candidacy, are you?", asked the widow. "Look at yourself - you have no legs".
The old man smiled: "Therefore, I can't run away from you with other people!"
"But you don't have hands either", said the widow impatiently.
Again, the old gentleman smiled: "Therefore, I will never be able to beat you!".
She raised an eyebrow and asked: "Are you still good in bed?"
The old man leaned back, and with a huge smile on his face said: "I rang the bell, didn't I?"
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