A 16-year-old wore a condom for the first time, so she discovered the gross mistake
We all remember the first time we 'did it'. I think most of us were disappointed with the experience - after all the enthusiasm, that's it? Anyway, it felt like an important milestone in its time.
This story is about a boy's first time, and the catastrophic ending made me laugh! It's just genius, and I had to share this story with you.
A 16-year-old boy was about to lose his virginity. He and his girlfriend decided that tonight was the night - all they had to do was just go to the pharmacy and buy a pack of condoms.
The boy waited outside the pharmacy until it ran out of customers - his father drives a familiar bus line, and almost everyone in town know him. It may seem a little silly, but he felt quite embarrassed about what he was about to buy in the pharm store.
As soon as he entered the store, a very beautiful girl who was two years older and worked there welcomed him.
He murmured, "Ummm.. I want to buy.. a pack of.. you know, mmm.. condoms."
The clerk girl realized he was embarrassed. She smiled at him and gave him the pack.
"Do you know how to use them?" she asked.
The boy answered honestly, "Honestly not, not really. This is my first time."
Alone at the pharmacy
So the girl opened the pack, took out one condom and put it on her thumb.
She said, "Here, just like this. Just make sure it's tight and secure. You see?".
"Ummm.. well.. maybe..", the boy said, his face turned red from embarrassment.
The girl looked around to see if the pharmacy was empty. The space was vacant, so she asked the boy to accompany her to the back room for a quickie.
"Come, I'll show you..", she said, and went to the door and locked it. She unbuttoned her shirt and took it off. She opened the bra and set it aside.
"Are they turning you on?", she asked, pointing to her chest.
The boy was so stunned that all he could do was stand there and stare.
"Well, it's time to put on the condom", she said.
"We do not have much time"
The boy put on the condom, as she took off her skirt and panties and lay down on the table.
"Well, come on..", she said. "We do not have much time."
So the boy climbed over her, and after a few movements, everything felt so good, and he could not hold himself. It was all over in 30 seconds.
The girl looked at him with an angry look on her face.
"You put the condom on, didn't you?", she asked.
With a big smile on his face, the boy answered, "Of course I did!" and held up his thumb to show her.
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